A Dateless Wonder

The life and times of a great Dateless Wonder.

Thursday, April 28, 2005

long time no see..

I went to the Lenny Kravitz concert yesterday. Lenny fucking rocks!
What an amazing concert. I'm not really into concerts, but Lenny was great. Wonderful performer...Threw his towel and his shirt into the audience...Walked through the aisles...Played all his 'greatest hits' ...Yay Lenny!


Wednesday, April 13, 2005

go go dateless wonder vision!

Jeez. Whenever I'm going somewhere new, or doing some new activity, my thoughts always turn to whether there might be some eligible bachelors at the location.

When I started school this year, I wondered about that...
When I started new classes this semester...
When I started my new job....
When I went to the faculty party at the bar...
etc., etc.

The lastest time was tonight when I went to a beach volleyball clinic (my friends and I signed up to play). I need to stop doing that...When I arrive somewhere I survey the area like some lecher.

I'm a wanna be lecher!!

P.S. No hotties at volleyball.


Monday, April 11, 2005

Fine, Janice.

But you've already heard this one. :)

So I haven't written in a while due to school wrapping up and a lack of motivation. Now school's finished for this semester, so really there are no excuses. Another year at school came and went soooo fast, and now I have 5 months off until it starts up again.

What should I do? I'll be working part time, but I'll have a lot of free time.

We also had our facutly's party on Friday. Haha. There are noooo men in my program--It's not funny. My friend and I were hanging out with the 37 year old white Russian. I love that guy, he's so funny. Anyways, as we were leaving the party the white Russian kissed our hands in a very gentlemanly manner...And this PhD Russian (What's with all the Russians?) student stopped me just after it happened with a loud "EXCUSE ME." When I stopped to see what he wanted, he pointed towards the white Russian and said, "Does that really work?"

I supposed questioning how a 37 year old, overweight bald Russian guy gets away with kissing the hands of two 23 year old girls.

I looked at PhD Russian and said, "As long as you have an accent, you can do anything."
PhD Russian has an accent.
He looked taken aback and said, "So I don't even have to do that?"
I repeated myself, "As long as you have an accent, you can do anything."
PhD Russian suddenly had this huge grin on his face and he said, "THANK YOU!"

How bizarre is that? I'm still not sure what happened.